Cuck Politics: The Right’s Favorite Slur and Also Their Secret Porn Search History
Licking the boot that stomps your face—forever.
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It started with a tweet.
Kache—a meme lord, software engineer, and Elon Musk reply guy—was fired from Twitter just 10 days before his equity cliff.
Years of work, thousands in potential gains, all vaporized into cold, thin air.
But here’s what most people missed:
Kache didn’t get mad. He didn’t really lash out. He didn’t even seem to process what had happened.
Instead, he kept tweeting like everything was fine. Like he hadn’t just been publicly and financially humiliated by the company and the billionaire he simps for daily.
And that, right there, is the new political condition.
We are living in the era of the cuckold.
You vote for leopards to eat someone else’s face—they eat yours anyway—and you still show up to the next rally like it’s a tailgate party.
And the sickest part?
You fuckers like it.
Kache My Girlfriend Outside, Daddy
Let me be clear: I don’t want to shame this guy. I’m not writing this to bully him or turn him into a meme.
He’s a human being. He deserves fair compensation. He deserves dignity. Honestly, he should still get his equity—even if his entire brand is built on mocking people who believe in things like fairness.
Because while his case may be ironic, it’s also deeply sad.
And increasingly—the norm.
Here’s a guy who gave years of his life to a company, only to get cut loose right before getting his piece of the pie. By the richest man on Earth.
Honestly, that sucks.
But instead of feeling betrayed, he continues to post. Defend. Tweet. Simp.
He’s been discarded like a stiff-jawed hooker shoved out of a limousine—and his response is to send a thank-you card.
What else do you call that but a cuck?
Dale Gribble Is the Political Right 🚬🤓☠️
If you want to understand the modern conservative psyche, you don’t need to study political theory or dig through decades of voting data.
You just need to watch King of the Hill.
Dale Gribble is the alpha of the modern beta:
A chain-smoking, conspiracy-addled exterminator who lives in suburban poverty, runs a small business with zero growth, and devotes his life to fighting imaginary threats from “the government.”
Meanwhile—his wife Nancy is being railed by another man.
Repeatedly.
In their house.
For over a decade.
His kid isn’t even his.
He never even notices.
Why do you think that is?
Because Dale is so consumed with shadowy fantasies—aliens, feds, the frogs turning gay—that he literally cannot see the humiliation happening in his own bedroom.
That’s not a joke in a silly sitcom.
That’s a metaphor for an entire political movement.
The Mask of Manhood 🎭💪🏻🏋🏼♂️
This isn’t just about Kache. Or Dale.
It’s all of them.
The whole id of the modern right.
They love to perform masculinity. Strength. Alpha male energy.
But on some level—even they know it’s fake.
That’s why their social media of choice isn’t Facebook or Instagram.
It’s 4chan.1
A digital basement with no names, no faces, no accountability.
This is where the most humiliated men on Earth turned racist shit-posting into the end of democracy.
Because when you don’t believe you have power in real life, the next best thing is pretending to be powerful online—behind a mask.
And this mask obsession isn’t just metaphorical.
It has a name, motherfucker!
Rusty Shackleford.
That’s what Dale Gribble calls himself all the time—a fake identity he insists on using, even though everyone around him knows it’s fake.
Why?
Because Dale knows—deep down—that he’s a loser. A cuck. A man who feels humiliated by his own existence.
He can’t face that.
So he hides behind an alias.
Just like the frog avatars. The Roman statues. The AI-generated Chadlords of Elon’s X.
These guys don’t want to be seen. Not really. Because they know the truth. They know what porn they watch. Who they voted for. Who’s really fucking them—even if they can’t admit it.
Rather than face an uncomfortable truth, they log on under an alias leaving racist comments across the internet as if it were their life’s calling.
They have nothing else.
And if you think this ends with anonymous shitposters, think again.
Because the mask isn’t just for the foot soldiers.
It’s for the generals too.
My fellow Chads, I present to thee: The Chad of Chads: Mencius Moldbug.
Real name: Curtis Yarvin.
The philosopher king of the New Right.
A libertarian monarchist who wants to “reboot America” by replacing democracy with an unelected CEO-king.
For reasons that should be self-evident at this point, most of his neoreactionary writing was published behind the mask of Mencius Moldbug.
He praises racial hierarchy.
He rails against democracy.
He tells you the future belongs to the strong.
And then you see him.
This… this is the man telling you to dominate?
…
It’s not just hypocrisy.
It’s shame.
They know they’re weak.
They know they’re losers.
Similarly to Dale Gribble, they feel humiliated by their own existence.
So they hide.
And the more ashamed they feel, the louder they shout racial slurs online.
But what are they really hiding from?
Let’s check the browser history.
The Data Doesn’t Lie 🍆📈🇺🇸
You might think all this “cuck” talk is just a metaphor.
I fucking wish.
But here’s the thing: the people who scream “CUCK” the loudest—the ones who turned it into the go-to insult for soy boys and libs?
They are statistically the most obsessed with cuckold porn.
Don’t take my word for it.
Just check the data.
According to Google Trends, the number one state for “cuckold porn” searches is West Virginia. Followed by Kentucky, Alabama, Pennsylvania and Ohio.
You know what all those states have in common?
Every single one of them went for Trump.
Coincidence of a lifetime or what?
Really, what gives, MAGA?
Why are all these badass alpha male winners watching videos of other men dominate their imaginary wives?
Because deep down, they know.
They’re not powerful.
They’re not dominant.
They’re Dale fucking Gribble.
Emasculated. Powerless. Passed over. And Left behind.
And the only way they can process that shame is through humiliation fantasy.
They don’t actually hate cucks.
They are cucks.
They just can’t admit it—so they project it onto everyone else.
Daddy Freud Calls This “Projection” 🛋️🧔🏽♂️
Sooo what the fuck is going on here?
In psychoanalysis, projection is a defense mechanism.
When you can’t deal with your own shame, your own guilt, your own forbidden desires—you attribute them to someone else.
Or, as Freud put it:
“The most striking characteristic of symptom-formation in paranoia is the process which deserves the name of projection. An internal perception is suppressed, and, instead, its content, after undergoing a certain kind of distortion, enters consciousness in the form of an external perception. In delusions of persecution the distortion consists in a transformation of affect; what should have been felt internally as love is perceived externally as hate.”
—Freud in Psycho-Analytic Notes on an Autobiographical Account of a Case of Paranoia
Translation?
If you’re ashamed of being weak, you scream that everyone else is weak.
If you’re secretly obsessed with being cucked, you call everyone else a cuck.
Loudly. Constantly.
Accusations are confessions.
Projection is the art of spitting at the mirror and thinking it’s someone else’s face you hit.
Politically, that shame turns into rage.
It’s not about sex. Not really.
It’s about power.
And when you’ve been taught your whole life that you’re supposed to have it—
the easiest way to cope with not having any is to convince yourself someone stole it from you.
But who?
The (Penetration) Wound That Never Healed 🧓🏭🗳️
I know a man like this.
Factory worker. White. No college. Been doing backbreaking labor since before I was born.
One day, a promotion opened up. He thought it might be his. But the company gave it to a black man—the boss citing a diversity quota.
That was over thirty years ago.
And he still talks about it. Every time politics comes up. Every time someone mentions race or DEI hires.
Like the wound never closed.
And he’s obsessed with a second grievance, too:
“Why are we giving tax dollars to illegal immigrants?”
To him, those two events are connected.
He did the work. Got nothing. He took his wife out for a movie, paid for the dinner, and now has to watch an “ethnic” looking man fuck her brains out.
Someone else “less deserving” got the reward.
Now, he believes, they’re all doing it.
It’s not about rational logic.
It’s about humiliation.
It’s all it’s ever been.
All it’ll ever be.
Humiliation.
Who’ll it be
you or me?
Final Thoughts
Let’s be clear:
There’s nothing inherently wrong with wanting to watch a muscular minority man breed your petite blonde wife.
That’s between you, your wife, and her boyfriend.
But the problem isn’t the fantasy.
It’s how the fantasy metastasizes into politics.
This is why you’re obsessed with immigrants stealing your jobs and collecting welfare.
Just say it, man:
You think they’re stealing your women.
That’s why you keep losing and calling it victory.
That’s why you vote against your own damn healthcare.
That’s why you treat billionaires like dom daddies and thank them when they slap you.
You’re not resisting domination—you’re begging for it.
You think Trump is avenging your humiliation.
But he’s the one humiliating you.
Over and over again.
That same man—who got career-cucked by the token black hire—bought Trump coin at the top. Down bigly. Still supports Trump through it all.
Talk about getting CUCKED.
Fascism isn’t about power.
It’s about pain.
Fascism is the externalization of internal humiliation.
Economically, politically, sexually.
And instead of keeping that humiliation in your bedroom where it belongs,
you brought it into the world.
Into the Oval Office.
Into Congress.
Into laws.
Fuck you for that.
I’d offer to bang your girlfriend if it meant you’d stop doing a fascism,
but let’s be honest:
You don’t have a girlfriend.
You don’t even win in your own sexual fantasies.
You’re not mad because someone took something from you. You’re mad because no one ever wanted you in the first place. And now you’re hellbent on burning down the village so you can feel its warmth.
But hear me now:
The man cucking you isn’t black, or gay, or trans, or an immigrant.
It’s Trump.
It’s Musk.
It’s your fucking boss and that parasite landlord.
Your humiliation will not end until you open your eyes.
So tell me, Western Man—
How long are you gonna keep watching?
I know Twitter has become popular for the far-right ever since the muskovite takeover, but culturally, 4chan still reigns supreme.
I broke my own brain writing this shit tbh
Great analysis esp Gribble