Welcome to The Murphy Memos!

Have you ever noticed that existing is actually pretty traumatic?

We’re all destined to die and become worm food one day. You. Me. Everyone you know. Everyone you’ve ever heard of. Is it possible to be okay despite knowing this?

Hell if I know. But I do know one thing—if you don’t laugh, you cry.

I choose to laugh. I hope you do too.

You’ll like this newsletter if you:

  • have a mental illness

  • are a doomer but laugh anyway

  • live in the liminal space between sanity and madness

Where should you start?

If you want to cry, read this.

If you want to laugh, read this.

If you want to cry & laugh at the same time… read this.

What to expect from this cringe compilation of a newsletter?

Who tf is Max Murphy?

Max Murphy is an existential imbecile. A disillusioned doofus. A 420-blazing buffoon. He's failed at everything he’s ever done and created this crappy newsletter in a desperate bid to achieve his lifelong dream: becoming a professional complainer.


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