Welcome to The Murphy Memos!
Have you ever noticed that existing is actually pretty traumatic?
We’re all destined to die and become worm food one day. You. Me. Everyone you know. Everyone you’ve ever heard of. Is it possible to be okay despite knowing this?
Hell if I know. But I do know one thing—if you don’t laugh, you cry.
I choose to laugh. I hope you do too.
You’ll like this newsletter if you:
have a mental illness
are a doomer but laugh anyway
live in the liminal space between sanity and madness
What to expect from this cringe compilation of a newsletter?
Who tf is Max Murphy?
Max Murphy is an existential imbecile. A disillusioned doofus. A recovering doomer. He's failed at everything he’s ever done and created this crappy newsletter in a desperate bid to achieve his lifelong dream: becoming a professional complainer.
Should You Seek Enlightenment?
Max: Tell me, who are you?
You: I am John Smith.
Max: That’s your name. Tell me who you are.
You: I’m a digital marketer.
Max: That’s what you do. Tell me who you are.
You: …I’m a paying member of The Murphy Memos.
Max:
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What are The Esoteric Teachings of Max Murphy, you ask?
SECRET HIDDEN KNOWLEDGE OF THE WORLD (They Don’t Want You to Know (Paid))
