“You live and you learn. Then, you die and you burn.”
—Max Murphy
Welcome to The Murphy Memos!
Have you ever noticed that existing is actually pretty traumatic? Especially these days.
We’re all destined to die and become worm food one day. You. Me. Everyone you know. Everyone you’ve ever heard of. Is it possible to be okay despite knowing this?
Hell if I know. But I do know one thing—if you don’t laugh, you cry.
I choose to laugh. I hope you do too.
You’ll like this newsletter if you:
have a mental illness
are a doomer but laugh anyway
love feeling the burning gaze of the abyss looking back
Who tf is Max Murphy?
Max Murphy is an existential imbecile. A disillusioned doofus. A 420-blazing buffoon. He's failed at nearly everything he’s ever attempted and created this crappy newsletter in a desperate bid to achieve his lifelong dream: becoming a professional complainer.
What to expect from this cringe compilation of a newsletter?
