Welcome to the Murphy Memos!
Have you ever noticed that existing is actually pretty traumatic?!
We’re all destined to die and become worm food one day.
You. Me. Everyone you know. Everyone you’ve ever heard of.
We’re all gunna be big macs for some wormy bois soon.
Is it possible to be okay despite knowing this?
Fuck if i know.
But i do know one thing: if you don’t laugh, you cry.
so, i choose to laugh, and i hope you do too :)
You’ll probably like this newsletter if you:
have a mental illness
are a doomer but laugh anyway
love finding new things to complain about
Who tf is Max Murphy?
Max Murphy is an existential imbecile with a PhD in postmodern neo-marxism. He’s failed at everything he’s ever done, and created this crappy newsletter as a thinly-veiled excuse to complain about everything.
His life’s work will be complete when an entirely new mental illness gets listed in the DSM-5 just for him (and the poor bastards that read this newsletter 🫶).
What should I expect from this cringe compilation of a newsletter?
Video essays: long-winded rants about random crap nobody cares about like the rise of zombie language or the truth about bullshit jobs.
Crappy comics: sometimes i open up ms paint and make crap like this and this lol