The Murphy Memos

The Future of America is a Dead Data Center

America is celebrating its 250th birthday by building future ruins

Jun 30 • Max Murphy

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May 2026

How Sexual Repression Turns Men Into Evil, Horny Monsters

The two heads of man and the iron cock cage of rationality

May 5 • Max Murphy

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April 2026

Why Dictators Have Secret Sexual Perversions

Dictator Sexuality: How Tom Buchanan Took Over The World

Apr 27 • Max Murphy

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How I Flushed My MAGA Mom Down The Toilet

The revolutionary dialectics of flushing a clogged toilet

Apr 20 • Max Murphy

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February 2026

Surveillance Fascism and the Death of Interiority

On Wendell Berry’s Choice: Will We Live as Creatures or as Machines?

Feb 17 • Max Murphy

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On the Femininomenon of Bullshit Jobs

How Girlboss feminism betrayed women and trapped them in humiliating, pointless office jobs

Feb 3 • Max Murphy

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December 2025

My Digital Tony: How I Survived a Traumatic Childhood with an Internet Persona

The Dissociative Tool That Saved and Then Rebuilt My Life

Dec 5, 2025 • Max Murphy

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Santa is Everything Wrong with Christmas

The super ego with a sleigh who shimmies down your chimney for the annual behavioral audit

Dec 3, 2025 • Max Murphy

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What Ghost Writing for Tech Executives Taught Me About the Small Peepee Paradox

And how it explains almost everything

Dec 2, 2025 • Max Murphy

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November 2025

Frankenstein is Proof Our Culture is Dead

And the Monster is Us.

Nov 27, 2025 • Max Murphy

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Wikipedia Won't Sell the Truth and That's Why They Hate It

The Quiet War Against Reality

Nov 25, 2025 • Max Murphy

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The Definitive Guide to Liminal Media

How to Cope When the World is Stuck on a Loading Screen

Nov 20, 2025 • Max Murphy

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